A heartfelt dedication to all those fashion whores, gluttons of great tasting food, curvacious creepy coquettes, nervous nerds, "Les"-be- honest, lesbian lotharios, and lovers of all things Luscious, Loquacious, Ladylike, Luxurious, and just plain weird. WELCOME TO THE TUMMYGUNZ CHRONICLES.
3. (same as before) I’ve learned that “friends”you meet in the club ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!!!! Friends are people that have seen you at your worst, and still stick around and encourage you to grow and be better. They don’t baby you, they give you tough love.
With each drink, I’ll tell you what I’ve learned leading up to 30. 1. (The rolling rock) I’ve learned that mean people suck, only if you pay them attention to begin with. Exit them from your life, you’re much better off. 2. Whiskey & Sprite….I’ve learned that my tastes have matured. I prefer whiskey neat over a liquid marijuana shot any day. That metaphor also applies to men.